Kris Jenner Funny: She Shows Off Her Huge $200,000 Birkin Bag and Kardashian ‘Essentials’

Kris Jenner showed off her huge, rare Birkin while plugging her ‘essential’ Kardashian brand products.

On Wednesday, the 69-year-old self-proclaimed ‘momager’ took to Instagram to share a video of herself going through the plethora of items in her $200K Hermes HAC 50 Birkin Crocodile Porosus bag.

She looked glamorous, wearing an oversized brown coat and matching slacks paired with designer sunglᴀsses and brown gloves while on the set of a pH๏τoshoot for Khy — her daughter Kylie’s fashion line.

‘Hi, I’m Kris Jenner and I’m on the set of the Khy shoot. I chose to bring a very tiny bag to set today,’ the Kardashian matriarch quipped. ‘Listen, I only have the essentials of anything I must have in my bag at all times.’

Pulling out a perfume bottle she said, ‘And this is Khloe’s new fragrance, its XO Khloe — which smells divine.’

‘Oh, and who doesn’t need a bottle of tequila, this is Kendall’s 818 which of course I always carry around one or two bottles in case of an emergency,’ she added while flashing the figure-8 shaped bottle.

Kris Jenner showed off her huge, rare Birkin work $200K while plugging her 'essential' Kardashian brand products

Kris Jenner showed off her huge, rare Birkin work $200K while plugging her ‘essential’ Kardashian brand products

Grabbing a purple bottle of vitamins she added, ‘Of course, Lemme Sleep. I haven’t slept since 1978!’

‘Ugh, here we go. Who doesn’t need SKIMS men in case you need a quick change in the middle of the day,’ she laughed, while holding a very large pair of men’s boxer briefs.

The mother-of-six then revealed that the underwear belongs to her 44-year-old partner Corey Gamble, saying, ‘These are actually my boyfriend’s.’

‘I thought I had my favorite f**king mascara. Oh! What is this? This is even better,’ she said while digging in to her pricey purse. ‘Sprinter, for a three o’clock pick-me-up. You know what I mean?’

Sprinter is a successful vodka soda brand founded by her 27-year-old daughter Kylie Jenner.

Continuing to look through her bag, she said, ‘This purse is like f**king Mary Poppins.’

In the 1964 film, the тιтular character Mary Poppins carried a magical, that bottomless carpet bag full of hidden surprises.

‘Oh, okay the Tinted ʙuттer Balm,’ she said while putting on the lip moisturizer. ‘ʙuттer Balm those lips in the most delicious colours. Kylie Cosmetics. Love.’

‘This is my bag and these are my products and this is what I really have in there,’ she said aggressively.

Showing off a lip-liner, she said, ‘A lip pencil, from Kylie Cosmetics. This is where it all began.’

‘So, that was everything that’s in the bag, and now it’s time to go back to my shoot. Ta Ta. Quiet on the set!’ she yelled, while walking off camera.

She looked glamorous wearing an oversized brown coat and matching slacks paired with designer sunglᴀsses and brown gloves while on the set of a pH๏τoshoot

She looked glamorous wearing an oversized brown coat and matching slacks paired with designer sunglᴀsses and brown gloves while on the set of a pH๏τoshoot

Pulling out a perfume bottle she said, 'And this is Khloe's new fragrance, its XO Khloe — which smells divine'

Pulling out a perfume bottle she said, ‘And this is Khloe’s new fragrance, its XO Khloe — which smells divine’

The mother-of-four then revealed that the underwear belongs to her 44-year-old partner Corey Gamble, saying, 'These are actually my boyfriend's'

The mother-of-four then revealed that the underwear belongs to her 44-year-old partner Corey Gamble, saying, ‘These are actually my boyfriend’s’

'Sprinter, for a three o'clock pick-me-up. You know what I mean?' she said showing off the vodka soda

‘Sprinter, for a three o’clock pick-me-up. You know what I mean?’ she said showing off the vodka soda

Showing off a lip-liner, she said, 'A lip pencil, from Kylie Cosmetics. This is where it all began'

Showing off a lip-liner, she said, ‘A lip pencil, from Kylie Cosmetics. This is where it all began’

She said while putting on lip moisturizer, 'ʙuттer Balm those lips in the most delicious colours. Kylie Cosmetics. Love'

She said while putting on lip moisturizer, ‘ʙuттer Balm those lips in the most delicious colours. Kylie Cosmetics. Love’

The clip was jointly posted between Kylie’s brand Khy and Kris’ Instagram page. The caption read, ‘What’s in my bag ft. Kris Jenner wearing Khy x Entire Studios. Launching 12/12 at Khy.com.’

One top comment that received nearly 4K likes read: ‘SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT SHES PROMOTING LMAOOOOO LOVE KARDASHIAN MARKETING IT JUST WORKS.’

‘That’s the biggest Birkin I’ve ever seen I love Kris,’ another chimed in.

Back in October, the former wife of Caitlyn Jenner was slammed and called out by fans over her ‘absurd’ appearance in ‘filtered’ pH๏τos.

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